Enchant nonland permanent (Target a(n) nonland permanent as you cast this. This card enters the battlefield attached to that nonland permanent.)
As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
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