: Target player loses 5 life.

: You gain 1 life. Then if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total, transform this artifact.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof.
Equip

Changeling
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

, : Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, exile target permanent that player controls. Then each player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a permanent card, puts it onto the battlefield, and puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

, : If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.

, : Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.

When you encounter Chaotic Aether, each blank roll of the planar die is a roll until a player planeswalks away from a plane. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

This artifact enters tapped.
: Add .

Huge construct, Challenge 11
Armor class 17, Hit Points 147
Speed 30 ft., fly 90 ft.
Attacks Claw, Tail, Wings, Malevolent Presence, Radiant Breath
STR 27 (+7) DEX 11 (+0) CON 19 (+4)
INT 10 (+0) WIS 10 (+0) CHA 3 (-4)

, : Until end of turn, target creature you control gains flying and has base toughness 1.

Equipped creature has first strike, trample, and haste.
Equip

: Add one mana of any color.
, : Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

, Mill a card: For each colored mana symbol in the milled card's mana cost, add one mana of that color. Activate only as an instant. (For example, if the card's mana cost is , you add .)