Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy this artifact at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled this artifact continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

When this Equipment enters, if it was cast from your graveyard, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying and haste.
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Mayhem

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: Add . Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.
, : Target Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon you control gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
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Whenever the bosses attack, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature named Foot Disciple.

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mount or Vehicle.
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, , Sacrifice this land: Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Activate only as a sorcery.

This land enters tapped.
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

, : This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another ?"

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.

Starting & Max Hand Size: -2
Starting Life: +4

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
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, : Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

This land enters tapped.
Whenever a Forest you control enters, if you control at least five other Forests, target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
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Channel Avatar Roku

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

When Rollicking Throng enters, reveal the top card of Xenagos's library and Xenagos casts that card. (This ability doesn't trigger as the game begins.)

This Vehicle gets +1/+1 for each Hamster you control.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create three 1/1 red Hamster creature tokens, then it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Hamsters you control.
Crew 3

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
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Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever a creature you control enters, attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equip

Changeling
Flying
When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 3 life.