Whenever a land enters, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

When this creature dies, you gain 3 life.

When you planeswalk to Antarctic Research Base and at the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.

Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of artifacts you control. It becomes a Plant in addition to its other types.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Warp

: Target white creature gains persist until end of turn.

Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card, then discards a card.

Flying
First strike

, , Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
, , Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Flying
: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

This artifact enters tapped. As it enters, choose a card type shared among two exiled cards used to craft it.
: The next spell you cast this turn of the chosen type can be cast without paying its mana cost.

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.

Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this token isn't a creature until end of turn."

, , Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy all nontoken permanents with a name originally printed in the Homelands expansion. They can't be regenerated.

, Pay 4 life, Sacrifice Apple of Eden: Look at target opponent's hand and exile those cards face down. You may play those cards this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast them. Until end of turn, whenever you play a land or cast a spell this way, its owner draws a card. At the beginning of the next end step, return the exiled cards to their owner's hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage, it deals double that damage instead.

Menace
Crew 4