When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Plains, Swamp, or Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Create an X/X white Spirit creature token, where X is the greatest toughness among creatures you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Enchanted creature has vigilance as long as you control a black or green permanent.

Flying
When this creature dies, bolster 2.

Choose one —
• Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Target creature blocks this turn if able. You may have it gain reach until end of turn.
Learn.

Choose one —
• Choose a nonland card name. Opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name until your next turn.
• Choose target nonland permanent. Until your next turn, it can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw seven cards.

Whenever chaos ensues, discard your hand.

Kicker
Flying
If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in all graveyards.
, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Draw a card, then discard a card.

This spell costs less to cast if you control a Wizard.
When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player may draw an additional card. If they do, spells they cast this turn cost more to cast.

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Intimidate
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, you may put an Aura card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to this creature.

: Add .
, : Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Defender
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Other Elves you control get +1/+1.
: Add .

Sacrifice a Treasure: Capenna Express becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 3

: Add one mana of any color. If that mana is spent on a Dragon creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.

Draw three cards, then look at the top card of each player's library.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
If Catlike Curiosity would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Cauldron Familiar can't block.
When Cauldron Familiar enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Sacrifice a Food: Return Cauldron Familiar from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Flash
Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among permanents you control.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card at random.
Acceptable Losses deals 5 damage to target creature.

Counter target spell. Create X 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.

: Add .
, : Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.