Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control an artifact and an enchantment, those creatures also gain lifelink until end of turn.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Enchant player
If a card would be put into enchanted player's graveyard from anywhere, instead that card is revealed and put on the bottom of that player's library.

You get (three energy counters), then you may pay any amount of .
Each player may exile their hand and draw a number of cards equal to the amount of paid this way. If seven or more was paid this way, you may play cards you own exiled this way until the end of your next turn.

Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Suspend 4 —
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Any number of target opponents each discard their hands, then draw seven cards.
Draw a card.

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls and untap it.

Until end of turn, add three to all numbers (in numeral or written form) in all text boxes. (For example, all 1s and "one"s become 4s and "four"s.)

Choose one —
• Let the World Burn — Destroy all artifacts and creatures.
• Release Juno — Return target historic permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it if it's a creature.

Skulk
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Whenever you discard a creature card, you may pay . If you do, create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.

Shuffle your whammy deck, then reveal cards from the top of your whammy deck until you reveal an Island or choose to stop. Then, if no Islands were revealed this way, Whammy Burn deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of cards revealed. (A whammy deck consists of a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

, : Target creature with power 3 or less gains flying until end of turn.

When this creature dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.

This spell costs less to cast if it targets a white creature.
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

: Add .
, , Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token.
, , Sacrifice five creatures: Transform this land, then untap it.

Flying
Ward — Discard a card.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Activate only as a sorcery.

, : Destroy target white creature.

Trample
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a token or a land. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.

When Wernog, Rider's Chaplain enters or leaves the battlefield, each opponent may investigate. Each opponent who doesn't loses 1 life. You investigate X times, where X is one plus the number of opponents who investigated this way.
Partner — Friends forever

Whenever this creature transforms into Werewolf Ransacker, you may destroy target artifact. If that artifact is put into a graveyard this way, this creature deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform this creature.

Pack tactics — Whenever this creature attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, draw a card.
: Until end of turn, this creature has base power and toughness 5/3, gains trample, and isn't a Human.

Names — Werewolf / Lightning / Mage
Art — Handheld electronic device / "Ribbi" / Pink Teddy Bear
2 — Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.
4 — Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
2 — 4/1
3 — 3/5

Daybound
As Werewhat enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard or hand. If you do, that card becomes this creature's back face and that back face has nightbound. If you exiled a card from your hand this way, draw a card.