When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to you.

This land enters tapped.
: Add .
Cycling

Whenever a player casts a black spell, you may pay . If you do, target player loses 1 life.

(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
When you unlock this door, create an X/X blue Spirit creature token with flying, where X is the number of unlocked doors among Rooms you control.

(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
At the beginning of your first main phase, add . Spend this mana only to cast Room spells and unlock doors.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact.

: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Elemental spells or activate abilities of Elementals.

: Look at target face-down creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
When a Ninja you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature.

Flash
All creatures have shroud.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact. When you do, target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, it deals 1 damage to its controller and you create a Treasure token.

Players can't untap more than one creature during their untap steps.

Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gains fear until end of turn.

Menace, deathtouch, lifelink
Whenever Smogbelcher Chariot attacks, target creature that crewed it this turn perpetually gains your choice of menace, deathtouch, or lifelink.
Crew 3

Menace
Start your engines!
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, conjure a duplicate of target nontoken creature into exile.
Max speed — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put all cards exiled with this creature onto the battlefield. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying
Creatures with flying your opponents control get -1/-1.

Smiting Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
Flashback

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

Smite the Deathless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Destroy target blocked creature.

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, exile target spell an opponent controls.
Whenever this creature attacks, if a card is exiled with it, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

At the beginning of your upkeep, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.

, Sacrifice this creature: Gain control of target creature with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

When this creature enters, if you control two or more Gates, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.