(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
At the beginning of your first upkeep, create a 1/2 white Soldier creature token with defender.
At the beginning of each other player's first upkeep, that player creates a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with "This creature can't block."

: Add .
, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

This land enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add for each storage counter removed this way.

Small celestial, Challenge 5
Armor class 18, Hit Points 36
Speed 20 ft., fly 120 ft.
Attacks Aura of Invulnerability, Innate Spellcasting, Tusks, Trumpet of Blasting, Trumpet of Sparkles
STR 10 (+0) DEX 11 (+0) CON 12 (+1)
INT 16 (+3) WIS 19 (+4) CHA 16 (+3)

: Add .
: Each player gains control of all creatures they own.

All permanents untap during each player's untap step.

Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

, Pay 1 life: Add or .
, , Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
, : You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
, , Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Flying, haste

: Add .
, Exile a land card from your graveyard: This land becomes a 3/4 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

: Add .
, , Sacrifice a creature: Put a soul counter on this land. Then if there are three or more soul counters on it, remove those counters, transform it, then untap it. Activate only as a sorcery.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may play that card this turn.

Praise Him — Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is your devotion to that color. Then sacrifice another creature. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)

Hideaway 4
This land enters tapped.
: Add .
, : You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if each player has no cards in hand.

When you encounter Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Draw multiple cards