As Look at Me, I'm R&D enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.
All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Whenever Loran or another legendary creature you control enters, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Vigilance
When Loran enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.
: You and target opponent each draw a card.

Target artifact or creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1.

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on a creature this turn, investigate.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking artifact creatures you control.
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

First strike
Whenever this creature or another Human you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Vanishing 3
When this creature dies, if it had no time counters on it, you may search your library for an enchantment card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Put target nonland historic permanent into its owner's library fourth from the top. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Prowess
When this creature enters, return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
When this creature enters, target creature or Vehicle gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.)
You and target opponent each draw two cards.
Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

First strike
Provoke

: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.

Artifacts, creatures, and lands your opponents control enter tapped.

When this creature enters, you may have your life total become the total toughness of creatures you control.
: This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is your life total.

, : Regenerate target artifact.

, : Tap target creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, the player with the lowest life total gains control of this creature. If two or more players are tied for lowest life total, you choose one of them, and that player gains control of this creature.

This creature gets +2/+2 for each Equipment attached to it.

Convoke
When this creature enters, you gain 4 life.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Vigilance
: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.